Well, I had this dream a while ago and I typed it out and sent it to a few of my friends. It turned out so good I thought it deserved to go on my blog, copied and pasted... Well, here goes...
I was just sitting in my room casually, i had my computer in my hands and i was stroking it like it was a cat. I was at my old house for some reason, in my old room. Ginny was there too, so I don't see why my brain put it in my old house. Anyway, I was stroking my computer and Ginny walks in. She has a purple beard and a ukulele and she meowed at me. But for some reason her meows sounded like "bloop". You know, kinda like water droplets. She meowed at me in a sequence of patterns that was some kind of morse code. Since i don't know morse code, i have no idea what she said. But she did that and then farted rainbows and flew through the ceiling and put a hole in it. i told mom and she put a fish tank where the hole in the ceiling was and it magically formed part of the ceiling which fixed it. I turned on my old TV (because i was in my old room, the only thing from my new house that was there was Ginny) and the news was on. I remember specifically seeing at the bottom of the screen on the news that it was August 1st, 2015. Trevor's birthday. It was 4:56 PM and i had forgotten to text him happy birthday. I grabbed my old Samsung Galaxy S5 and was about to text him, but when i unlocked my phone a little mini figurine of Carson popped out. It was sitting on my desk and then i pushed the button on the bottom. It poofed away in smoke and Joe walked into my room. He was wearing my favorite jacket (the grey one with the leather patches on the elbows and shoulders) and he started screaming at me. No words, just screaming. He came over to me, grabbed my computer, and started smashing it around everywhere. I grabbed a blue colored pencil and stabbed him with it and dragged it along over him as to create more pain. He magically regenerated his skin (like buu does) and then he disappeared. I looked at my computer. I was apparently part of the Uchiha clan because at that moment (and I know this is clashing two different universes here, but this is what my brain did) I unlocked my Mangekyo Sharingan and went super saiyan. I used Susano'o and used Amaterasu on my computer and it came back to life. I deactivated my sharingan, went back into my normal state, and went to torture. Why i was going to torture at 5:12PM, i do not know. I went to Art for P1 and Joe was there. (I would normally have Algebra for P1) I took the pizza cutter out of the hidden pocket in the yellow cape i was wearing for some reason and cut Joe's head off with it. No blood, just wiggling. I think Joe had a seizure after i cut his head off. Then a sheep walked out of his headless neck and started singing Heroes by Alesso. But it was in Victoria's voice. The sheep got the lyrics wrong, but i don't remember exactly how. Then Mason, who was just standing in the corner of the room watching all this happen, walked over to me, and in Ian's voice says, "You wanna buy my mixtape?" To which i replied, "WJBLKB!LSB!I l1Djp 3ie9bd 2ibxjnq." I started spinning around with my arms straight out and slapped Mason in the face a bunch of times. I began spinning so fast that i flew out the window and to a giant water bottle filled with apple juice at the elementary playground. I started swimming through the juice, taking a sip every once in a while. After a while i found a paperclip. I jumped out of the water bottle and inspected it more closely. A pumpkin shaped, winged, silver letter E came from behind me and told me it was a magic paperclip. I asked what it could do, to which the letter E replied, "Man, I don't know. Find it out yourself." So I put the paperclip in my pocket and i started glowing purple. The glowing effect was kinda the same as Sasuke's Inferno Style: Flame Control. This kinda freaked me out so i went back into my mangekyo sharingan super saiyan state. This made me glow even more, so I freaked out and went into an ETERNAL mangekyo sharingan super saiyan 3 state. The explosion was so bright i fell onto the ground and lost the form. Then i woke up.
The end.
Hope you enjoyed, stay awkward! 必要性のあなたの時間では、生きているあなたを保つためにあなたのぎこちなさに目を向けます。
I was just sitting in my room casually, i had my computer in my hands and i was stroking it like it was a cat. I was at my old house for some reason, in my old room. Ginny was there too, so I don't see why my brain put it in my old house. Anyway, I was stroking my computer and Ginny walks in. She has a purple beard and a ukulele and she meowed at me. But for some reason her meows sounded like "bloop". You know, kinda like water droplets. She meowed at me in a sequence of patterns that was some kind of morse code. Since i don't know morse code, i have no idea what she said. But she did that and then farted rainbows and flew through the ceiling and put a hole in it. i told mom and she put a fish tank where the hole in the ceiling was and it magically formed part of the ceiling which fixed it. I turned on my old TV (because i was in my old room, the only thing from my new house that was there was Ginny) and the news was on. I remember specifically seeing at the bottom of the screen on the news that it was August 1st, 2015. Trevor's birthday. It was 4:56 PM and i had forgotten to text him happy birthday. I grabbed my old Samsung Galaxy S5 and was about to text him, but when i unlocked my phone a little mini figurine of Carson popped out. It was sitting on my desk and then i pushed the button on the bottom. It poofed away in smoke and Joe walked into my room. He was wearing my favorite jacket (the grey one with the leather patches on the elbows and shoulders) and he started screaming at me. No words, just screaming. He came over to me, grabbed my computer, and started smashing it around everywhere. I grabbed a blue colored pencil and stabbed him with it and dragged it along over him as to create more pain. He magically regenerated his skin (like buu does) and then he disappeared. I looked at my computer. I was apparently part of the Uchiha clan because at that moment (and I know this is clashing two different universes here, but this is what my brain did) I unlocked my Mangekyo Sharingan and went super saiyan. I used Susano'o and used Amaterasu on my computer and it came back to life. I deactivated my sharingan, went back into my normal state, and went to torture. Why i was going to torture at 5:12PM, i do not know. I went to Art for P1 and Joe was there. (I would normally have Algebra for P1) I took the pizza cutter out of the hidden pocket in the yellow cape i was wearing for some reason and cut Joe's head off with it. No blood, just wiggling. I think Joe had a seizure after i cut his head off. Then a sheep walked out of his headless neck and started singing Heroes by Alesso. But it was in Victoria's voice. The sheep got the lyrics wrong, but i don't remember exactly how. Then Mason, who was just standing in the corner of the room watching all this happen, walked over to me, and in Ian's voice says, "You wanna buy my mixtape?" To which i replied, "WJBLKB!LSB!I l1Djp 3ie9bd 2ibxjnq." I started spinning around with my arms straight out and slapped Mason in the face a bunch of times. I began spinning so fast that i flew out the window and to a giant water bottle filled with apple juice at the elementary playground. I started swimming through the juice, taking a sip every once in a while. After a while i found a paperclip. I jumped out of the water bottle and inspected it more closely. A pumpkin shaped, winged, silver letter E came from behind me and told me it was a magic paperclip. I asked what it could do, to which the letter E replied, "Man, I don't know. Find it out yourself." So I put the paperclip in my pocket and i started glowing purple. The glowing effect was kinda the same as Sasuke's Inferno Style: Flame Control. This kinda freaked me out so i went back into my mangekyo sharingan super saiyan state. This made me glow even more, so I freaked out and went into an ETERNAL mangekyo sharingan super saiyan 3 state. The explosion was so bright i fell onto the ground and lost the form. Then i woke up.
The end.
Hope you enjoyed, stay awkward! 必要性のあなたの時間では、生きているあなたを保つためにあなたのぎこちなさに目を向けます。