Well, I had this dream a while ago and I typed it out and sent it to a few of my friends. It turned out so good I thought it deserved to go on my blog, copied and pasted... Well, here goes...
I was just sitting in my room casually, i had my computer in my hands and i was stroking it like it was a cat. I was at my old house for some reason, in my old room. Ginny was there too, so I don't see why my brain put it in my old house. Anyway, I was stroking my computer and Ginny walks in. She has a purple beard and a ukulele and she meowed at me. But for some reason her meows sounded like "bloop". You know, kinda like water droplets. She meowed at me in a sequence of patterns that was some kind of morse code. Since i don't know morse code, i have no idea what she said. But she did that and then farted rainbows and flew through the ceiling and put a hole in it. i told mom and she put a fish tank where the hole in the ceiling was and it magically formed part of the ceiling which fixed it. I turned on my old TV (because i was in my old room, the only thing from my new house that was there was Ginny) and the news was on. I remember specifically seeing at the bottom of the screen on the news that it was August 1st, 2015. Trevor's birthday. It was 4:56 PM and i had forgotten to text him happy birthday. I grabbed my old Samsung Galaxy S5 and was about to text him, but when i unlocked my phone a little mini figurine of Carson popped out. It was sitting on my desk and then i pushed the button on the bottom. It poofed away in smoke and Joe walked into my room. He was wearing my favorite jacket (the grey one with the leather patches on the elbows and shoulders) and he started screaming at me. No words, just screaming. He came over to me, grabbed my computer, and started smashing it around everywhere. I grabbed a blue colored pencil and stabbed him with it and dragged it along over him as to create more pain. He magically regenerated his skin (like buu does) and then he disappeared. I looked at my computer. I was apparently part of the Uchiha clan because at that moment (and I know this is clashing two different universes here, but this is what my brain did) I unlocked my Mangekyo Sharingan and went super saiyan. I used Susano'o and used Amaterasu on my computer and it came back to life. I deactivated my sharingan, went back into my normal state, and went to torture. Why i was going to torture at 5:12PM, i do not know. I went to Art for P1 and Joe was there. (I would normally have Algebra for P1) I took the pizza cutter out of the hidden pocket in the yellow cape i was wearing for some reason and cut Joe's head off with it. No blood, just wiggling. I think Joe had a seizure after i cut his head off. Then a sheep walked out of his headless neck and started singing Heroes by Alesso. But it was in Victoria's voice. The sheep got the lyrics wrong, but i don't remember exactly how. Then Mason, who was just standing in the corner of the room watching all this happen, walked over to me, and in Ian's voice says, "You wanna buy my mixtape?" To which i replied, "WJBLKB!LSB!I l1Djp 3ie9bd 2ibxjnq." I started spinning around with my arms straight out and slapped Mason in the face a bunch of times. I began spinning so fast that i flew out the window and to a giant water bottle filled with apple juice at the elementary playground. I started swimming through the juice, taking a sip every once in a while. After a while i found a paperclip. I jumped out of the water bottle and inspected it more closely. A pumpkin shaped, winged, silver letter E came from behind me and told me it was a magic paperclip. I asked what it could do, to which the letter E replied, "Man, I don't know. Find it out yourself." So I put the paperclip in my pocket and i started glowing purple. The glowing effect was kinda the same as Sasuke's Inferno Style: Flame Control. This kinda freaked me out so i went back into my mangekyo sharingan super saiyan state. This made me glow even more, so I freaked out and went into an ETERNAL mangekyo sharingan super saiyan 3 state. The explosion was so bright i fell onto the ground and lost the form. Then i woke up. The end. Hope you enjoyed, stay awkward! 必要性のあなたの時間では、生きているあなたを保つためにあなたのぎこちなさに目を向けます。 oh frick i still have a website
that i should probably still post on wow hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i just haven't really had any brain thoughts recently aight here goes *brain thinks* ... dis one time i started existing and it was osm and then the world was osm coz i was in it and it was osm coz i am osm and that makes the world osm but some people are still not osm but there are some people that can still somehow ignore my osmness and are un osm anyway i dont like those un osm people know what i mean? yeah most people dont like un osm people except other un osm people which usually dont even like other un osm people they dont even usually realize that they are un osm they like "i osm" but like what if they not osm like what if an un osm person came up to an osm person and said "you not osm" the osm person would think they not osm and then they would get corrupted and ACTUALLY BECOME not osm that would be bad so we can't let that happen so if you've ever told anyone they are not osm go tell them they are osm stop bullying guys save the world one time
i had a dream where there was this like paint can of spray stuff that whenever you sprayed something with it it turned into jello but it was like more solid jello and you could like get on it and jump on it but the guy who made it was like evil his goal was for everyone to eat it but they didnt they all wanted to jump on it so then he started selling the purple kind coz his previous kind was orange which made it poisonous to jump on so then everyone was jumping on the new purple and they all got sick and then i'm pretty sure daisy from mario and brooklyn lamar came out of the sky riding in freiza's bubble car and they wanted to know what the stuff was coz they werent from earth they were from planet gluboc or something stupid and we told them not to jump on it coz they would get sick but they did anyway and then we all died the end jk we didnt die the guy who was selling the evil jello he made a cure coz he accidentally dropped a bottle of it and it shattered and he touched it and got sick so he made a cure for himself but after he used it on himself he wasnt careful about where he put it and people found it and replicated more of it and made a cure for everyone who ever bounced on the jello and then they put it allllllll over all the jello and it all went away and turned into whatever it was before and they all lived strangely ever after the end so this one day
there was this guy he's not very important so don't worry about him but what you need to worry about is mars there are those guys who went to mars u know and they found those rox and they took them back to erf and for some reason everyone liked them i mean they're everywhere around here on mars here like there's one there's one i'm standing on like 93 wait am i not supposed to reveal the existance of life on mars oh uh you never read any of this wait frick yeah you did uhhh brainwash *proceeds to brainwash* bai what if all these posts are just an illusion
like i'm not even making posts and you're just dillusional you're in an insane asylum right now you're dreaming fricking wake up bro you're in an insane coma you're gonna die just wake up just DO IT gj you die bai one day the gramma of the wodos made cookies
they were tasty cookies all of her grandkids loved her cookies but one day the cookies weren't as good as they normally were the grandkids got suspicious so they went to investigate while investigating they found the ingredients to the gramma wodo cookies they found that she put batman, spiders, pillows, shoes, computers, and dakenuggets in her cookies pretty normal ingredients right right so they wondered why the cookies tasted so bad but then while they were wondering one of them found out the answer to 0/0 then they both exploded but somehow the power of the cookies caused the universe to stay intact and so gramma wodo walked in and found french fries all over the floor and she was all like "wot" and then she got in a plane the plane was flying to pluto then the plane crashed and everyone on it died i like your hat by the way and then all wars started and ended within 93 seconds then the universe really didn't like all this wierd stuff happening so it blew itsself up the end guys i almost forgot dont forget to buy my butter braids and support our choir
so like what if things were different things. you know? like what if pickles were sponges and we had been washing our cars with food all our lives and never knew it. or what if pickles were actually called servamators and everyone thought that was fine and dandy but then somebody decided to suggest the word "pickles" and everyone thought they were absolutely insane but they only thought he was crazy because he suggested a different word than they were used to saying all their lives. or like what if things looked different? like if marshmallows were blue and shaped kinda like the legs on chairs and everyone was all used to that so they thought it was all fine and dandy and someone suggested they be white and cylinder and everyone imagined that in their heads and did admit it was super frickin adorable but they still thought it was crazy (because we all have to admit if you put some black dots for eyes on marshmallows they are so cute). you know kinda like when that one guy said the earth was round. everyone had gone all their lives thinking it was flat so when he said it was round they were all like "woah what bro you crazy" and he went out and proved the frick outta them and they were all like "frick were we stupid" and then even though everyone teaches it in history every time someone gives a crazy idea everyone thinks they're insane! anyway that was my random brain thought. ciao!
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